Cultivate sanctimony. Pride yourself on being the perpetual devil’s
advocate; always pointing out why something will never work, reveling in
the potential pitfalls. Be sure to inject yourself into every
conversation whether invited or not because you are providing an
invaluable service. Develop your genius for predicting the worst at
every turn. Have no positive focus in life. Spend as much time as you can gossiping whether in
person or on line and blog and text endlessly about meaningless things,
never missing an opportunity to point out the negative. Watch reality TV
religiously and become emotionally involved. Trust in blind luck, your every
failure or others success affirming your belief that life really is a crap shoot, and you are just unlucky. Avoid service work, volunteering for anything is for suckers and by all means never pray or step out in faith, trusting in
God, seeking His help and guidance.
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