When we know, who walks beside us, on this path we have chosen, our fears fall from us.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Recipe For Failure


Be sanctimonious. Pride yourself on being the perpetual devil’s advocate; always pointing out why something will never work, reveling in the potential pitfalls. Be sure to inject yourself into every conversation, whether invited or not, because you are providing an invaluable service. Develop your genius for predicting the worst at every turn. Have no focus in life. Spend your time gossiping whether in person or by endless blogging and texting about meaningless things, never missing an opportunity to point out the negative. Watch reality TV religiously and become emotionally involved. Trust in blind luck, every failure affirming the belief that life really is a crap shoot, and you just are unlucky. Always think of yourself first and never be of service to anyone unless there is something in it for you. And by all means never step out in faith, trusting in God, asking for His help and guidance

1 comment:

  1. Principles above personality keeps a group united. You have a gift,how can it be most useful in certain forums?

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