The Big Bang, George Carlin And Goesintas!

Cosmologically the “Big Bang” is the generally accepted starting point of the universe. The theory holds that at one time everything that exists, all 125 billion galaxies, all 70 sextillion stars (that’s a 7 followed by 22 zeros or nearly 18 times the number of grains of sand on Earth) was locked in an infinitesimally small point, a singularity. Then, and no one really knows why though there are a lot of theories, the point began expanding very rapidly and some 13.7 billion years later, give or take a millennium or two, here we are. The numbers and vastness of the universe is clearly beyond my ability, or any other mere mortal, to comprehend.

Then there is the whole dark matter/energy curiosity. It seems that only a little less than 5% of the universe exists in the visible spectrum, over 95% of everything is invisible to us, comprised of roughly 25% dark matter and 70% dark energy, depending on who is doing the goesintas (you know, 2 goes into 4 twice). OK, take a breath. Kinda gets the head spinning doesn’t it. The good news is we do not have to have it all together to figure (as if we could) it all out in order to have a relationship with a Power Greater Than Ourselves.

So to paraphrase that great metaphysician George Carlin: People talk about getting their shit together. Because as soon as they get their shit together, they will be ready. Ready for what? If they got their shit together, what would they do with it? Most people have a lot of shit, so it would be far too heavy to carry around, so they would have to find a place keep their shit. I guess they could put their shit in storage. But how will anybody know they got their shit together if it is in storage? Kinda defeats the whole purpose of getting ones shit together doesn’t it? You gotta show your shit off or what’s the point? You could get a really big truck to haul your shit around with you I suppose, but that’s a lot of shit to find parking for. And what about the trouble makers? All those who haven’t been able to get their shit together will get shity when they see you and your shit together. Then there are those assholes who try to give you shit. It is their shit, but they try to pawn it off on you. Look, I know my shit, so don’t give me any shit. My shit is over here; your shit is over there. Don’t try to mix the shit just because you can’t get your shit together.

Fortunately, with all due respect to Mr. Carlin, it is not required for us to have all the answers or our "shit" together to have a relationship with the miraculous. We can start at as simple a level as we need, it can be as simple as: there is a God and I am not it. So we keep an open mind and from this mustard seed's worth of faith a powerful spiritual experience can, and will grow. No shit.

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12 Steps To Cake Making

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12 Steps To Cake Making

Students who find the path of Living on the Spiritual Basis through the 12 step process have an advantage, the advantage of clear cut simple directions. The directions found in the “Big Book”, Alcoholics Anonymous, are straight forward and concise. Even so I have had students relate all kinds of curious interpretations of the process they heard someone (often an old-timer) relate in an AA meeting. Their problem, which is shared by many who seek enlightenment and answers regardless of path chosen, is that instead of actually studying the path, chose to base their understanding on individuals and gatherings rather than on their own work and effort. I understand, why do hard things like studying the path and really working towards enlightenment, when there are easy things like going to gatherings, seminars and activities, relying on others “easier softer way” interpretations as gospel. Eventually spirituality by osmosis (lots of activity, little real work) wears thin and they find themselves faced with a crisis they can no longer evade or postpone, that no amount of “sharing” or talking about will help. Now they truly believe they have been “working” toward raised consciousness, but this perception is based on wishful thinking. In truth they have been doing some of the work, but not all, like trying to make a cake but leaving out an important ingredient, then blaming the recipe when the cake is inedible.

The good news is we can change our point of view and start reaping the benefits immediately. Kinda like going on a diet and losing five pounds just by deciding to go on the diet, pretty cool. The 12 step process isn't about not drinking or using drugs, it is about learning to live on a new basis, the Spiritual Basis and is illustrative since, Alcohol (and drugs) is but a symptom, the bottle (syringe, pipe, pill bottle, etc) only a symbol. For those who do not sufferer from addiction, substitute life and living for symptom and fear for the symbol and if you have the willingness, this simple path of enlightenment will provide answers to all of life's problems, but a price has to be paid, that price is the surrendering of self which entails consistent effort and unselfish, constructive action and service. Cheers.

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